Hometown Planet

Hi guys! Did you ever think about being bored in Earth as your home planet? Being bored in those green plants and tall buildings with the skyscrapers and those smelly animals, not to mention those people who's faces are not that bright. Well It's not that I'm telling you to be bored in God's creation or anything. What if we have the power to choose our home planet in this solar system? Waht planet will you choose?

1. Mercury - What are you? Nuts? Living too close to the sun is suicide, but it's home for people who doesn't like the white complexion. It's revolution is also fast so it's also better for people who want to grow old fast and have many parties.

2. Venus - It's the Earth's twin planet but instead of oxygen, I think poison gas is in there. Good for people who want to die fast and is so much depressed with their lives like those emos and heart - breaked people.

3. Mars - Oh! The red planet. It's best for people near the equator for the fact that it's so cold there and I think air there instantly turns to ice. It's also home for ice sellers because they won't put water into plastic then put it into the fridge and then sell it, instead they'll just pick up ice from Mars then that's it, instant money.

4. Jupiter - These planet is for greedy people for it has a big space. Taxi drivers and jeepney drivers should be richer because people would have to travel far to reach their destination( although I think it's made purely of hydrogen and something).

5. Saturn - A great planet for those who love beautiful attractions because they'll just go out of their houses the it's already there.

6. Uranus - I don't know much about this planet but I think this planet is home to those who wouldn't want to grow fast and stay young for it has a slow revolution

7. Neptune - It's home to pirates and scuba divers for it has all the wayer they need.

I therefore conclude that nothing can match the Earth for greatness

So much renovations...

In our school, renovations rise one by one (although it's just a buliding that is to be renovated). First is the Prep rooms which the fronts serve as eating place during Lunch time. Now there's no more shortcut from the quadrangle to the hall (why did you have to remove the small tunnel - like way over there). Those galvanized iron sheets (yero) are taking so much space that during masses and programs it's looks like a sort of crowded in there.

Another thing that bugged me is that construction in the sportsfield (where the small half - courts are located) where I thought appeared on around Monday. When constructions are seen, we automatically think of what will be built there. What will be built there? Here are some of my thoughts:

1.Swimming pool - a swimming pool? Wow! If that happens we are like rich schools with swimming pools.

2.Tennis court - I guess so since Josephians seems to be bored in the miniature tennis which is the table tennis. It could be so cool having tennis as one of the games in the Intramurals.

3.Gym - as in gym with the weights and the barbells and dumbells so Josephians will have the body of a wrestler.

4.Bowling alley - haha!! Who would think to have a bowling alley at school? I do, because I think it would be fun to have one like that in our school.

5.Wrestling arena - as my classmate told me, a wrestling arena could be the one to be built there, with the steel cage and the bleachers for the audience while seeing your classmates rumble with one another.

SJU??

Hi! Have you ever thought that our very own St. Joseph's Academy will be a huge university.
San Jose University of Las Piñas? Sounds cool! The SJA that we used to know wil now become an SJU. Think about it, the first University in Las Piñas(or is it? One thing's for sure is that I don't know).Being a University has advantages and disadvantages. Let's find out.

ADVANTAGE;
1.Being a University means being a LARGE school, so our dearest SJA will be a huge one. Having some additional facilities like swimming pools and Gymnasiums and even soccer or football fields(but it may take a little tooooooooo long).

2.NCAA or UAAP. Our varsity team may join this two leagues. Imagine being in TV while doing your stuff in the court. You might even be discovered and be great athletes like Kobe Bryant or the other dudes of Sports.

3.Our school will finally have a cheering squad.Yay!!. I've always wanted to have a cheering squad on our school. with all those flip - actions with those somersaults and the backbreaks, it's sure to be fun to have one.

4.Our students can also be members of rallies and stuffs. Being in TV in rallying for almost 12 hours.... Wow! That could be great.

5.When you're living in Las Piñas, Bayan and don't know a near College or University to study, then your worries will all be removed for SJU is here. You don't have to spend so muh cash on bus fares or jeepney fares and being late at school and waking up too early just for school. Instead, you can just walk a few steps and there you are.

DISADVANTAGES:
1.Tuition fee!! That's one! Our tuition fee should rise so much that maybe we can't be able to study there.

2.Too much facilities and a wide area will need to cover up a huge area, so where can they find an empty space for this?? Buying the Las Piñas Main High school(Am I right? because I only know of it as MUNICIPAL) and the Daniel Fajardo Elementary school and making it for our own!? Greed is not a Josephian Virtue(or value).

3.It's not a parochial school anymore. I'll better have our very own msgr. than a rich, greedy guy who is not JESUS - CENTERED.

Maybe the good 'ol SJA is not so bad after all.

Tambayan Spots!!!

Hello!! I'm here to talk about the Tambayan spots in SJA. Ever thought about a good place for your tropas to hang out with? Ever thought of having a meeting place for your tropa whenever you have trips or meeting or others? Well I'm here to talk about where I think is a good tambayan place for you.

1. Doon sa may Construction site - it's not too hot near the constrution site between the SJA hall and the tunnel. you can hang out there with your friends and sit on the brick seats there. It's fun to hang out there especially when watching for beauties that pass by.^_^

2. Sa loob ng tunnel - inside the tunnel? Why would you like to hang-out there? Maybe it's also good to hang-out there because you can do fun tripping like staring at each passer-by or maybe chatting while passer-bys eavesdrop on your chat.

3. Sportsfield - where else? It's where all the action happens. The drama, the suspense, the excitement, and also the injuries.

4. Kubo - a quiet place to hang-out and enjoy the peace. Just don't be too much noisy or the grade three teachers will scold you.

5.Quadrangle - if you are a solar boy and want to have an early summer and darker complexion, then hang-out in the girls' quad at exactly 11:30 am with the temperature of 39 degrees celsius.

6.Exhaust Fan at the Guard House - nearly the opposite of the girls' quadrangle is the exhaust fan near the guardhouse where you can experience both the Alaska and Antarctica in the Philippines. Be careful because one of your friend might drop out.^_^

First Post Here^_^

Hello! I'm Clarenz, a normal student of St. Joseph's Academy and this is my first post here. I can't expect to see some comments but feel free to leave some. I ,together with my classmates, was instructed by our dearest Prof. Earl Albina to create a blog about our experiences in school.

I'm gonna talk about my experiences in school and other things which are fun to talk about.
I hope you read it and lastly, have fun!