Hometown Planet

Hi guys! Did you ever think about being bored in Earth as your home planet? Being bored in those green plants and tall buildings with the skyscrapers and those smelly animals, not to mention those people who's faces are not that bright. Well It's not that I'm telling you to be bored in God's creation or anything. What if we have the power to choose our home planet in this solar system? Waht planet will you choose?

1. Mercury - What are you? Nuts? Living too close to the sun is suicide, but it's home for people who doesn't like the white complexion. It's revolution is also fast so it's also better for people who want to grow old fast and have many parties.

2. Venus - It's the Earth's twin planet but instead of oxygen, I think poison gas is in there. Good for people who want to die fast and is so much depressed with their lives like those emos and heart - breaked people.

3. Mars - Oh! The red planet. It's best for people near the equator for the fact that it's so cold there and I think air there instantly turns to ice. It's also home for ice sellers because they won't put water into plastic then put it into the fridge and then sell it, instead they'll just pick up ice from Mars then that's it, instant money.

4. Jupiter - These planet is for greedy people for it has a big space. Taxi drivers and jeepney drivers should be richer because people would have to travel far to reach their destination( although I think it's made purely of hydrogen and something).

5. Saturn - A great planet for those who love beautiful attractions because they'll just go out of their houses the it's already there.

6. Uranus - I don't know much about this planet but I think this planet is home to those who wouldn't want to grow fast and stay young for it has a slow revolution

7. Neptune - It's home to pirates and scuba divers for it has all the wayer they need.

I therefore conclude that nothing can match the Earth for greatness